I use Google Analytics on this site.  This is partly because I am a total web nerd and love the information pr0n I get out of it, and partly because I am, like many comedians, in constant need of the ego-stroking of knowing how many people want to hear what I have to say.

One of the unexpected things GA can do is tell me what kind of connections to the Internet my visitors are using.  So now I have to ask… who the hell are the two of you who are still on dialup?  And can we take up a collection to get you a real damn connection?